gingervitus

Horrible disease. Forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park.

Trevor: Ha! Look a ginger kid!
Devan: That poor bastard has gingervitus.

by benormous May 15, 2006

Gingerfication

The loss or removal of red haired people, also known as "gingers".

M.I.A music video Born Free is a good example of gingerfication.

by Grinders Boardshop May 1, 2010

Gingervitis

The horrible disease that infects every single red haired person. Symptoms include: red hair, freckles, the lack of one's soul, and the feeling that you just don't belong in society. Gingervitis can be passed on to other people with the harmful bite, this bite can spread the disease to any person, so be careful around ginger kids.

Andy : dude did you see that soul-less ginger kid?

Eric : yeah, he definetly has gingervitis, don't let him bite you.

by doub123714 May 9, 2006

Gingeritis

A lover of redheads

She has a bad case of gingeritis

by Dancersinthedark June 25, 2017

Gingeritus

The disease most commonly found in gingers.
Side effects include have red hair, pale skin and when the sun is out, you are considered a vampire.

I get sunburned so often, I must have gingeritus

by Nonperfect_Spongebob October 17, 2021

Gingervitis

When a redhead makes you so sexually frustrated that you brush your teeth so hard it makes your gums bleed.

I need to seduce Ron Weasley because my dentist says my gingervitis is out of control.

by Potterotic June 3, 2018

Gingervitis

An incredibly serious disease in children. Symptoms are Red hair, white skin, and freckles.

Okay, yeah, so Gingervitis is not actually serious. But it WAS on South Park (Season 9 Episode 11) !

by I enjoy steak muffins. November 10, 2005