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Guardian Bell

A Guardian Bell is a small metal bell that attaches onto a motorcycle to ward off evil spirits. Guardian Bells have more of an effect when given as a gift.
"Legend has it that evil road spirits have been latching onto motorcycles for as long as bikes have been on the road. These spirits are responsible for mechanical problems and bad luck on a journey.

Legend goes on to say that, by attaching a guardian bell to your bike, the evil spirits will become trapped inside the guardian bell. There, the constant ringing will drive them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground."
by ZorbaDaSwampMonster May 28, 2008
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The Guardianz

Hilal Khan and Sajjad Siddiqui are officially 'The Guardianz'. They cause a mixture of mass 'pwnage' and destruction both in the real world and as gamers.
"Woah! We just got owned by The Guardianz! It has been an honor."

"Quit that game! The Guardianz are playing.."
by Hilal K. January 1, 2009
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blind guardian

Blind Guardian is the best modern metal band this side of Iced Earth. Their music kicks major ass and they have consistently turned out quality albums without selling out like many band do. When Hansi Kürsch (The lead singer) and Jon Schaffer (Iced Earth frontman) created the Demons and Wizards albums, it was the most kickass sounding side project ever.
"Hell yeah! Blind Guardian fuckin' rules! BG And Iced Earth forever!"
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
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The Guardian

A formerly reputable left-leaning newpaper.In recent times has acted as the avant-garde of social marxism in the form of identity politics and the cult of victimhood.Often takes the side of the enemies of modern civilization on the flimsiest standpoints.

In essence, not worth the money or the web search. Representative of the spiritual and social paralysis in the Western World.
Me:"Did you read that article on The Guardian?".
You: " The Guardian?!. I never read that guff".
by FightingSocialMarxistNazis August 9, 2017
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Go Guardian

a bullshit chrome extension teachers use to make fun of students by blocking them on certain websites. At times, not even allowing them to use their browser.
Go Guardian is so retarded! Ms. R blocked me from unblocked games!
by The guy he is looking for February 12, 2020
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blind guardian

Blind Guardian rank with Helloween and Stratovarius as the main innovators of the Germanic speed/power metal style that has been massively popular in Europe for the past several years. Blind Guardian themselves did derive from Helloween early in their career, but took that style to a new level, with advanced musicianship and folk/fantasy-based lyrical themes predominating much of their work.
Hansi Kürsch bass/vocals
Marcus Siepen guitars
Andre Olbrich guitars
Thomas Stauch drums
by Karth June 30, 2004
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Blind Guardian

the band that pwns you.
"I was just listening to -insert generic rock band-"

"Dude...ever hear of BG?"

"WTF NO. WHO ARE DOS GUYZ?"
by Mabus November 9, 2003
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