A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."
I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.
by Theretheir April 20, 2017
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1) Get your shit together.

2) Straighten out your act.

When one is acting out of accordance with how they should be, as expected by the rest of the individuals in a group, any one of the group has the responsibility to assert unto the outlined individual to get his tits in a line.

When ones tits are out of line, it is extremely unnatural and must be rectified as quickly as possible.
1, "Hey guys let's go do activities!!"

2, "Yeah!!"

3, "No guys I'm tired let's stay inside and do nothing."

1 and/or 2, "Get your tits in a line and Let's Go!"

EX 2:

1, "Guys I don't want to play this game."

2, "Get your tits in a line, and your ass on the grass. We're playing."
by koloman April 25, 2011
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Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 18, 2020
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Telling someone to "get in line on Wednesday" is a sarcastic reference to a figurative time and place to go when you are telling them to fuck off.
( i.e. kiss my ass, get the fuck outta here)
Dude, you are such a dick! Why don't you "get in line on Wednesday" with all your asshole friends so I don't have waste time repeating myself when I tell you all to fuck off?? It will just be faster that way!!!
Bitch, "Get in line on Wednesday" and fuck off with everyone else!
by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS December 18, 2020
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