jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

German Chili Dog

When a female is in a doggy-style position, warms a hot dog in her vagina, places a hot dog bun at the exit of her vagina, then squeezes the hot dog into the bun while excreting diarrhea simultaneously, which creates the "chili" on the hot dog. Eating it or feeding it to another is optional, yet preferable.

"Did you see Angie do a German Chili Dog at the party last night? She must have had a lot to drink!"

by Did you get that email I sent? January 22, 2019

Gerin's Disease

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model

I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!

by 666cr February 18, 2015

Good German

Somebody who turns a blind eye to criminal atrocities comitted by the government. This includes: needless war, lying to the public, stripping civil rights away from the public, ignoring laws held to keep it in check and disrespecting the general populace.

Even when the man on TV spoke of "alternative facts", Jerry didn't argue or speak out because he was a good German.

by SquiuqS February 24, 2017

Gemini

A very hyper zodiac sign that applies to people born from May 21st to June 21st. These people are generally hyper, and as some may say, two-faced. Gemini's are amazing people full of laughs, but some tend to turn on you quick (Keyword: SOME)

Gemini is an air sign, represented by two greek gods whom are twins, Castor and Pollux. These signs are ruled by the planet Mercury, and are quick-witted. They can turn serious really quick, they also are very expressive!

PersonA: She's so serious..
PersonB: No, she's expressive and quick-witted.
PersonA: A Gemini?
PersonB: Yup.

by MistressMoon October 12, 2018

Gemini

Absolutely gorgeous, and is a keeper if you ever bump into a Gemini they will always come up with something to say so keep them close .but don’t get on there bad side otherwise you won’t know what’s coming for you .they can be sometimes scared of loving someone but always make this girl/guy weary that you like them otherwise they may get untrustworthy

Boy-‘hey I can tell that girls a Gemini ♊️she’s very pretty’

by Unknownyoda.6282 September 8, 2019

Gemini

They love knowledge, they are super creative and usually really pretty. They love to move and they have so many friends, the are super social and they move from person to person. They love to write and read and they’re very honest. If you get on the wrong side of a Gemini they’ll be hurt and cold with you but they always give second chances, even if they are reluctant to do so. They are also warriors at heart. They have big dreams and they are simply one of the most beautiful signs. They are also pretty easy to fall in love with.

She’s an amazing person. She’s a Gemini.

by AllUsernamesAreTaken7 August 11, 2018