Alternate spelling: go-tard
An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
by J. Lyons April 10, 2006
Get the gotard mug.A person who really makes a fool out of his/her self and doesnt realize that untill something horrible happens
by Jeff Sh October 4, 2007
Get the Gotard mug.generally acknowledged as intelligent, and yet completely clueless or socially retarded; often someone involved in technology.
"Dude, he's such a gektard that he had no clue the chick who listened to his 15 minute "Battlestar Galactica" riff was into him."
"Just as well, man. He's so gektarded he'd have had no idea how to bone that fish if he'd landed it in bed!!"
"Just as well, man. He's so gektarded he'd have had no idea how to bone that fish if he'd landed it in bed!!"
by MadGeek February 8, 2010
Get the gektard mug.dumb kid: "I can't believe you like My Chemical Romance. Geetard sucks. Seriously, what a poser."
me: "noob."
me: "noob."
by homsar42@hotmail.com December 7, 2006
Get the geetard mug.In grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. Has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.
by LeloucheLeLamperouge September 25, 2007
Get the gotard mug.When someone has no idea the genre of music he is listening to or that there is more than just pop, rock, country, & techno.
person1: "Hey! How about some house?" person2: "Nah..ive been spending too much time @ home, lets go somewhere else." person1 to person3: "Haha! Is he gentarded or what? Lets ditch him & go to the club & check out some house music!"
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