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george michael by jeff k July 21, 2008
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George Michael
He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.
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George Michael by ms_paint_boi March 4, 2024
George Michael Ideation
Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.
(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”
George Michael Ideation by jmanuel June 23, 2010
George Michael Danger Wank
The act of having a wank in a public toilet with the door unlocked and your feet raised from the ground so no-one outside can see the cubicle is occupied.
The lady from the 1st floor got a nasty suprise when she opened the door to Greg having a George Michael Danger Wank!
George Michael Danger Wank by OwenFrankland January 23, 2008
George Michael-ing
The act of walking or driving by a large group of people Blasting George Michael's Careless Whisper.
Guy 1: i just got some subwoofers put into the Bronco
Guy 2: alright lets go George Michael-ing around town
Guy 2: alright lets go George Michael-ing around town
George Michael-ing by Gren1109 November 13, 2011
George Michael Stubble
For the young generation of teenagers developing a stubble that really looks like bum fluff. Normally either gets the joke straight away or has to seek further research in the definition.
For Example.
Parent/Older Person: Ah I see your going for the George Michael Stubble look...
Younger Person: Huh?! yea i guess...
Parent/Older person: Your George Michael stubble seems to be suiting you!
Younger Person: *&^£ off (i better shave...)
Parent/Older Person: Ah I see your going for the George Michael Stubble look...
Younger Person: Huh?! yea i guess...
Parent/Older person: Your George Michael stubble seems to be suiting you!
Younger Person: *&^£ off (i better shave...)
George Michael Stubble by o0 J Dizzle 0o July 6, 2009