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George Craig

Super hot lead singer for Indie Rock band One Night Only. He is also a Burberry model and was in the 09 Summer Campaign. He is also British and and grew up in Helmsley Yorkshire,England.
Me:Did you see George Craig's Burberry ad
Other Person: Yeah! He was definitely I'd tap that materiel
by ycervantes October 13, 2009
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George Carlin

May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Most intelligent American that ever lived.
by DonZabu June 23, 2008
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George Carlin

The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him.
"We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"

George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it.
by Fox Mantoek April 8, 2006
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A George Clooney

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.
Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.
by Fatterry November 24, 2017
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George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!
They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!
by James Lowe May 7, 2004
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George Carlin

The originator of "Truth Comedy," and the One True God
"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!"
by the_ruiner June 17, 2004
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George Carlin

George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.
George Carlin Quotes

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"People with low self-esteem have earned it"

"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"
by NikSno May 22, 2006
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