When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere
by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018
A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."
One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName April 19, 2011
by HelloKittyCup July 04, 2023
The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.
Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...
Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...
You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.
Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
by The_UnlovedOne August 03, 2019
Wow, look a Gary failing to walk through that door, he must be a geometrically challenged individual
by Lord Schmuba April 02, 2024
Equivalent of being “square”. Straight edge. A person who doesn’t partake in extracurricular “activities”. Someone who doesn’t drink, do drugs, or do anything considerably “wild”.
by Marilyn Monrouge January 26, 2022
by CyanDude September 04, 2022