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geometrical sex

When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere
I have practiced geometrical sex with my girlfriend and I enjoy life
by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018
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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
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Geometric fuckton

The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.

Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...
You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.

Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019
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Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...
Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019
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geometrical dominator

The 19th level featured in the game "Geometry Dash" by Robtop Games.
I hate the dark part in geometrical dominator so much.
by CyanDude September 3, 2022
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Geometric

Equivalent of being “square”. Straight edge. A person who doesn’t partake in extracurricular “activities”. Someone who doesn’t drink, do drugs, or do anything considerably “wild”.
Travis doesn’t party at all; he’s geometric.
by Marilyn Monrouge January 25, 2022
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Geometrical Bread Loaf

A very epic youtube, geometry dash player, and lover of bread who has spent far to much time trying to beat cataclysm
have you watched geometrical bread loafs new video and subscribed to his channel.
by geo bread loaf January 27, 2021
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