gekko cock

Just about what you would expect a gekko cock to be. Frequently used by collegiate sailors for no apparent reason. The two words combine radiate a dangerously high level of crackhead energy.

I don’t know why MJ and Johnny always talk about gekko cocks.

Well, they are sailors so I’m not surprised tbh...

by Texas Toasties December 2, 2019

Gekko Deco

The increasingly popular 1980's office "aesthetic" reminiscent of yuppie culture and decor popularised by real life public figures such as Donald Trump and fictional characters like the namesake "Gordon Gekko" from the 1987 movie "Wall Street" (played by Michael Douglas)

Tom: what you think of those private jets with the gekko deco?

Steve: like the 80s velvet on the Seats, offices like in wolf of wall street?

Tom: yeh it looks super masculine .

Steve: I miss the old days

by DarkI3INARY December 7, 2024

Gordon Gekko

The corporate raider in the movie "Wall Street". He is the epitome of greed and excess in the 1980's and one who young gentlemen coming into wealth wish to emulate.

Greed is Good. -Gordon Gekko

by Phill G July 5, 2008

Slippery Gekko

The act of having vaginal sex with a woman from behind when you cheekily place the penis in the womans ass. The woman then lifts her hands in a miming action resembling a slippery gekko. Also known as the holly!

I gave my girlfriend the biggest slippery gekko in the shower last night

by Slippery master May 9, 2010

Blonde Gekko

A, usually, fake blonde woman who has tanned to the point her skin looks like a lizard's skin. Prevalent in the SoCal region of the United States.

I'm late because I got stuck behind some blonde gekko in a convertible with a no foam soy latte.

by Pablo Verde October 17, 2018

Inner Gordon Gekko

Greedy tendency. Based on the character Gordon Gekko in Wall Street.

My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.

by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008

geekological clock

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".

1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"

by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014