Julia Gebhard is the epiphany of what a girl should be. She's the exact person that you want your son to fall in love with and everything about her fixes everything. Her smile is contagious, one glance and your day is made. She will change you for the better, and make you wish you were with her your whole life. Oh and on top of all that she is drop dead gorgeous with a perfect body, she's THAT girl.
by Deuces22 March 14, 2017
Get the Julia Gebhard mug.characterized by an accidental long distance relationship, resulting from the hope of a hookup which inevitably fails. the syndrome affects about 1 in 4 males ages 14-16 and occurs from days at a mall, track meet, and any area where girls will live far away from said males. this often results in unwanted conversations with girls that the person is quite sick of, and usually requires drsatic measures to keep the guy interested, such as a nude webcam show from a close friend.
Dude 1: Bro how'd it go with that chick you were just mackin?
Dude 2: So good man I got her number and I'm definately gonna get with her.
*2 hours later*
Dude 1: What happened to that chick from before?
Dude 2: Didn't have time to get with her, she had to catch a plane back to London.
Dude 1: Wow dude she lives in fucking London? Why does this always happen to you?
Dude 2: Idk man...Gebhardt Syndrome at its finest.
Dude 2: So good man I got her number and I'm definately gonna get with her.
*2 hours later*
Dude 1: What happened to that chick from before?
Dude 2: Didn't have time to get with her, she had to catch a plane back to London.
Dude 1: Wow dude she lives in fucking London? Why does this always happen to you?
Dude 2: Idk man...Gebhardt Syndrome at its finest.
by cumguzzlingnativeamerican June 24, 2009
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While the Duke of Wellington was fighting off Napoleon from the front there was also some other guy who ambushed Napoleon from the back. His name was Blucher. He was an old man and didn't really care for his life nor what happened to him and his regiment. But he knew that this fat little Corsican shit needed to be wiped off the planet.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
Historian #1: Dude, Wellington was such a camper! Blücher was like totally like the main force on the battlefield, like he totally like destroyed Napoleon with like an ambush. Like it was sooooo cool.
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
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