gaydorable

Adj., meaning 'adorable,' but specifically in the context of homosexuals being adorable.

Exceptions can be made with two people of the same sex being gay with each other, but not mutually homosexual or in a relationship.

"Did you see our gays watching a movie on the couch the other night? They fell asleep on each other!"
"That is SO gaydorable."

"Yo, Steve and I are off to shop for sheets for my bed."
"...that is gaydorable, Rob."
"Shut the fuck up."

by Anonandon March 28, 2010

gayhomofag

A derogatory term used by Internet trolls that is basically homophobic, senseless nonsense. Popularised by Ray William Johnson.

Ray: Guys you know I love you but I'd appreciate it if you didn't refer to me as "gayhomofag"

by Patriciohhh April 26, 2012

gaynomical

When a straight person does something that might seem sort of gay because it is practical and/or economical, such as two guys carpooling to work together on a motorcycle or putting up with a gay guy's advances at a bar because he wants to buy you a drink.

I don't really enjoy riding on the back of Matt's bike, but hey, it's gaynomical.

by NerdyWordy July 21, 2009

Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler

Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler

by Actionman of first battalion September 15, 2009

gaywomandog

Is a gay man that's turns out to be a woman. It comes every thousand years and it has a PINK japanese umbrella with flowers on it where his dick should be. It wanders around the city in the form of a dog and speaks french. It also sparkles. He says things like : " je vais te tuer petit enculé, si tu ne m'apporte pas des champignons marinés."

the kid got killed by the gaywomandog, we found his remains in a french restaurant.

by bamchicawahwahputenegre April 19, 2008

gayometer

pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.

Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....

by brandonius the destroyer February 28, 2010

gaydumb

To be completely unaware of a friends or a strangers sexual orientation when it is obvious to everyone else.

He was so gaydumb that he thought his dad just had a live in roommate that shared his room so they could convert the spare room into a sewing room in order to practice for the next casting of Project Runway.

by Mad Mike & Jane December 17, 2011