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Dirty Gaucho

1). The act of shitting in a female's mouth, then having the guy try to suck it back up with his asshole.

2). A form of foreplay, that involves skatting.

3). Originated from University of California: Santa Barbara.
Male 1: Sup dude, what did you do last night bro?!
Male 2: Aww... just chillin', then things got a lil hot with me and my girl. I performed the Dirty Gaucho on her. She likes it.
Male 1: Aww yesss... THE DIRTY GAUCHO!
by M. Lohse September 24, 2005
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gaucho pants

Hippy-style cloth calf-length women's pants that are tight around the waist, but wide and flowy around the knees.
Miz Schwendy, ah like yo Gaucho pants!
by TJinTowson May 17, 2006
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Gaucho Horse

a horse that likes the spices off cowboy's nuts when they get too lonely
after appling spices to nuts a gaucho horse licks them off
by drunk faggot December 12, 2010
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Gaucho Marx

A cowboy of the South-American pampas who also famously starred on the big screen.
Indiana Jones's father, Henry Sr., disgustedly quips that he "should have sent his diary to the Marx Brothers" instead of mailing it to his son Indy, who unwittingly brought the book all the way back to Germany and thus made it available for the Nazis to use for nefarious purposes. What's amusing about this statement is that both Indy and Gaucho Marx played cowboy figures.
by QuacksO August 31, 2019
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Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.
The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"
by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009
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cookin with the gauchos

Hydrohotties and freebikers LOVE cookin with the gauchos
by TH Dawg August 18, 2009
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el capitan gauchos

A school that everybody is jealous of
"God damn El Capitan gauchos beat us at everything."
by Conner014 November 3, 2013
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