Graphile

Someone who likes to compare or compete in stuff all the time

Bob went to school early and he cut the line to the front, he was a graphile

by ChickenChocker69 June 15, 2022

guacaphile

A person who physically touches avocados to test their ripeness to the point it becomes sexual.

Every time my guacaphile friend goes to the grocery store, people stare at her when she shops.

by Bee rad. December 8, 2023