Gaffneyed

When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.

(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)

I got so fucking Gaffneyed by Rory when he picked up David Clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 TDs.

by CBFFL February 12, 2010

giffer gaffer

someone that mucks about

"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"

by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017

Gaffney

A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D

Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!

Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane

Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......

by APERSONWHOISAPERSON September 29, 2013

Gaffney

The most amazing, beautiful, lovely space mermaid that ever existed.

All hail the Gaffney mermaid space queen

by Lord_Nikolaus June 18, 2021

gaffer jacket

its a irish word for “house coat” or “dressing gown”

“oi pass me tha gaffer jacket, it’s fuckin freezin in here pal”

by yupthesesh101 November 1, 2018

Gaffer

Used in Ireland, "gaff" is slang for house in Ireland, "gaffer" means house party

"Josh I have a free gaff this weekend"
"You gonna have a gaffer?"
"Yeah mate it's gonna be whopper"

by Señor Chen November 28, 2016

Gaffneying

Verb: the action of throwing out all your boyfriend or girlfriend's shit when you break up.

"Yeah, We have to break up in person I don't want any Gaffneying."

"I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"

by GossipyBitch October 24, 2011