giftslam

To unexpectantly receive intercourse.
Having one of your friends introduce, drop off, send over or pay for a chick to come to your house free of charge to nail the shit out of her until you tell her it is time for her to go.

After Doc's Christmas party Lenz dropped of Pam so I could slam the shit out of her. Total GIFTSLAM.!

by Stuperman July 26, 2006

no boxed gifts

The "no boxed gifts" simply means that the couple prefers cash, which is a often a customary "gift" in India by persons other than close friends and family.

Commonly found on the bottom of an invitation:

No Boxed Gifts Please

by desiwedding September 2, 2010

btdt/gtts

been there done that, got the t-shirt!

BTDT/GTTS ...it's pretty simple.

by Sandman_Bravo September 8, 2007

Spencer Gifts

Spencer Gifts is a store thaat sells rubber panties.

this is a true story:
*guy walks into Spencer Gifts*
"OK WHERES THE RUBBER PANTIES?"

by NSN lover July 29, 2009

giftsurance

Giving someone a gift that you will gladly accept for yourself if the receiver does not like it/wants you to return it.

Bob: "I gave my grandmother a PS3 for Christmas, but she asked me to return it because she can't figure out how to turn it on, so I just kept it."
Joe: "So your giftsurance policy paid off nicely."

by bjj9611019 July 9, 2010

Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.

by John April 29, 2005

shawdy got gifts

A girl that has plenty of "gifts". The gifts are often physical because these types of girls are often retarded in the head and have to use a calculator to do a simple math problem such as two times two. It is also a term that is used in the <3 clan by the member KHEF12 which says it after he has been dissed or the team has won a game.

Carrick: oh mah gawd shawdy got gifts.

Shawdy got gifts: BITCH PLEASE! *BITCH SLAPS CARRICK"

by ShawdyGotGifts November 3, 2010