Gristle 

Describes someone as fat and dirty.
This word originated from the word gristle as in the connective fatty tissue in meat.

Anderson is as gristle as a pig.

Gristle by DeathKitty170 May 12, 2025

gristle gripper 

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

gristle gripper by bail69 January 9, 2008

Gristle Luck 

This term is used to describe the misfortunes and bad luck that occur to a seemingly undeserving person.

"Jamie must have the worst gristle luck, you know, with his house being swept away in that freak flash flood and what not."

Gristle Luck by EnOb December 30, 2005

Gristle snorkel 

A piece of gristle found typically in meat sauce or lasagna, especially a dish that you are thoroughly enjoying. Gristle Snorkel appears out of nowhere, and once sighted, has an immediate stomach turning effect. Can cause instant vegetarianism, but that does pass.

This spaghetti is amazing.. Oh no.. Gristle Snorkel has put me off. Caesar salad please waiter.

Gristle snorkel by Betneyb April 20, 2019

gristle missile 

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"

Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.

gristle missile by scenedad August 1, 2008

gristle knot 

the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter.

Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot.

gristle knot by Paddycakes69 June 15, 2007

Gristle Ring 

Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.

Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!

Gristle Ring by Booosted and juiced September 10, 2011