goner

term for a girl that's so ugly, disgusting, bitchy, repulsive, etc. that she makes guys' boners go away. synonym for boner shrinker.

Lara: "Did you see Kim in her flesh-colored one piece last night?"

Ella: "Oh yeah. She looked like she had just climbed out of the swamp. No guy would ever touch that."

Lara: "That girl is SUCH a goner."

by lgolebie October 11, 2011

Goner

a female version of a boner. unlike guys girls hide this.

senario 1: two girls talking in the hall

hot guy passes

both girls "GONER!!"

senario 2 : girl talking to her guy friends

girl with big tits and a even bigger ass passes

guys "bONER!!"

15 minutes lATEer a guy 6'4 with 6pack abs and black hair passes

girl" GONER!!!"

by justpoppedinmyhead September 11, 2011

Goner

A boner, derived from video game related playing or discussion.

"Did you see the new Assassin's Creed 3 trailer?"
"Dude, every time I watch it I get a goner"

by Joe Winchester August 20, 2012

Goner

A boner but for girls. AKA a girl boner.

Oh my god that guy is soo hot, I just got a goner

by librarian94746575886 August 23, 2012

goner

getting a boner while playing Gears of War.

Alex: Jim got a huge goner while playing Gears last night
Dean: man thats hilarious!

by TheMillionthMan November 7, 2009

Goner

A goner is a girl boner.

That guy is soo hot! I totally just got a goner!

by poptoast16 June 29, 2009

goner

a boner resulting from sexual attraction from same sex...simply, a gay boner

George Bush gets raging goners everytime he watches Bill O'Reilly

by heezy420 September 3, 2010