Girl Scout

Girl that pretend to sell cookies when they are really being prostitutes. People pay to have sex with her when they come to their door.
GS: Hello? I'm a girl scout. Want some "cookies"?
Guy: Oh sure? How much for $10?
GS: Oh don't worry, enough to please you....
*Two engage in sex for more than 2 hours*
by girlscoutsex April 27, 2010
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Girl Scout

A nickname that is given to an individual (male or female) that is commonly known as being a "tag-a-long". He/She is infamous for inviting themselves to various occasions.
"OMG i didnt want her to come to the mall with us today! did anyone even invite her? shes such a girl scout!"
by xtinab May 17, 2010
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Girl Scout

To pull on the clitoral hood during cunnilingus, making a tent for the clitoris
by montynet August 24, 2007
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Girl Scouts

When people act like a bunch of whiny bitches or argue like bitches.
Person 1: Oh my god dude, I'm reporting you for hacking.
Person 2: Kid you're just mad I'm good at the game.
Me: Y'all a bunch of girl scouts.
by Comidiyan May 07, 2021
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Girl Scout Squirt

chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.
I had to do the girl scout squirt.
by t-n-a November 06, 2006
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girl scout cookies

A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.
Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.
by Steve Martin 1202 March 04, 2008
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