dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.
by arwizzle killa March 3, 2009
Get the g.i. joe kung foo grip mug.term used in reference to a person that won't stop talking behind peoples back. G.I. stands for game interupter.
by mo childs August 5, 2004
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"Last one on the ice is a penis pump! Holy crap im going <b>so</b> fast... <b>AHH FUCK</b>
and
"Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!"
Also who could forget
Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?"
Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it."
*car pulls up and black man gets out*
Blackie: "Bodymassage"
Boy1: "What did he say to us?"
*blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road*
Blackie: "im a body massage machiene"
and
"Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!"
Also who could forget
Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?"
Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it."
*car pulls up and black man gets out*
Blackie: "Bodymassage"
Boy1: "What did he say to us?"
*blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road*
Blackie: "im a body massage machiene"
by Skythra December 15, 2003
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Get the G.I Joe Biden mug.GI Joe is a codename for America's daring, highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
by gary salazar August 20, 2006
Get the gi joe mug.The opposite of a doll. The male doll who has testicles. Way better than a Ken doll. Sometimes you just called him Joe so his name was as sleek as Ken's name.
When I was a kid I owned Barbie and Ken dolls, but then my little brother got GI Joe dolls, so obviously Barbie had to marry one of them. When Barbie was with GIJoe the other GI Joe couldn't hurt them. When Barbie was with a Ken, Ken got killed by GI Joe and all of his guns. Eventually, the Barbies only married GI Joes and the Kens ended up in the closet.
If a girl is a Barbie because she has blonde hair, blue eyes, slender, with boobs, then a gi joe is a guy with big muscles and he probably owns a gun.
If a girl ever talks about some Joe guy it is most likely a "gi joe" to whom she is referring and not the "average joe".
When I was a kid I owned Barbie and Ken dolls, but then my little brother got GI Joe dolls, so obviously Barbie had to marry one of them. When Barbie was with GIJoe the other GI Joe couldn't hurt them. When Barbie was with a Ken, Ken got killed by GI Joe and all of his guns. Eventually, the Barbies only married GI Joes and the Kens ended up in the closet.
If a girl is a Barbie because she has blonde hair, blue eyes, slender, with boobs, then a gi joe is a guy with big muscles and he probably owns a gun.
If a girl ever talks about some Joe guy it is most likely a "gi joe" to whom she is referring and not the "average joe".
A guy says " hey doll"
Girl says "nice to see you G.I. joe"
For a smoother conversation the "I" isnt pronounced, or the gi is left out. However, it is assumed that the "joe" the girl is referring to is a "GI Joe" and not a regular Joe.
A guy says "be a doll and get me a beer"
A girl says "I can't, I have to get ready for my date with Joe"
Girl says "nice to see you G.I. joe"
For a smoother conversation the "I" isnt pronounced, or the gi is left out. However, it is assumed that the "joe" the girl is referring to is a "GI Joe" and not a regular Joe.
A guy says "be a doll and get me a beer"
A girl says "I can't, I have to get ready for my date with Joe"
by street-class_academixes December 10, 2013
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