the fuzz

the police (see also fuzz station)

If the fuzz find out where you are hiding, I won't help you.

by Light Joker June 25, 2005

fuzz

synonym for police, detectives, f.b.i., a.t.f., d.e.a., i.r.s., i.n.s., e.p.a, d.o.e, d.o.i, n.s.a., f.s.a, n.s.c., d.o.j., c.i.d., o.s.i., u.s.m., f.p.s., b.i.a, i.a.l.e., u.s.c., u.c.g., u.m.p. u.s.d.a. and another law organization which holds authority. it was popularly used among hippies in the 60's and 70's.

"hey man, the fuzz is right around the corner"

by x February 26, 2004

Fuzz

columbus slang for a blood

"OnBlood Fuzz You Twacking"
"Fuzz You Sound Drunk"
"Watch Out Fuzz You Playing To Much"

by hotheaddave May 20, 2019

Fuzz

n. Slang term for police, used widley by white teenagers running from the police.

see also popo, 5-0

1.Run its the fuzz!
2.Hide the stash its the fuzz!
3.O Shit! Its the Fuzz

by Jordan Navin April 26, 2005

no fuzz

To have "no fuzz" on something is to have no doubts about it. The situation is clear as day, without "fuzz" or blurriness.

James Comey, former FBI Director: "There should be no fuzz on this whatsoever. The Russians interfered in our election during the 2016 cycle. They did it with purpose. They did it with sophistication. They did it with overwhelming technical efforts. And it was an active-measures campaign driven from the top of that government. There is no fuzz on that."

by anonymous June 9, 2017

Fuzz

An old-timey term for the Police.

The Fuzz pulled me over in '93. Speedometer broke, said I was going 95.

by IDer Übermensch November 25, 2017

no fuzz

A state of extreme clarity and peace, often found after being fired by Donald Trump or feeding seagulls at the beach.

Martin Heinrich: Can you talk a little bit about what you saw as FBI director?
James Comey: There should be no fuzz on this whatsoever. The Russians interfered in our election. They did it with purpose. They did it with sophistication. They did it with overwhelming technical efforts and it was an active measures campaign driven from the top of that government. There is no fuzz on that.

by circumspice June 8, 2017