I LIKE FUTAS

Well I just wanted a mug to come out to my mom

I LIKE FUTAS and I cannot lie

by I_eat_wap_for_dinner January 17, 2022

Futash

A generic iPod listening, thick black frame glasses wearing, sit in the park and read the newspaper, pale white male, with an extreme shade/case of red hair resembling a bad rash.

Hey Joe, what is Scoot doing over there with that man with the bleeding head rash? Should we call 911? No no no Anthony, that's just a Futash.

by $5Woodchuck February 16, 2010

fatassery

(adv.) when a severly fat person orders an assload of food but finishes the order off with "and a large DIET coke"

i'm tired of al's fatassery! he always says, "i'll have 2 big macs, supersize fries, apple pie & a large DIET coke, please."

by junewho October 18, 2006

Futashy

Futashy is Fluttershy from the children's show My Little Pony, but as a futanari(appears female, but has male genitalia). She is usually portrayed with a light green jacket that has a heart in the middle, or as a more canine looking pony, with a green or red collar with the in initials "FS".

I was looking at photos of Fluttershy, and ran into one of Futashy.

by Futashy August 8, 2014

fatassify

1. To eat excessively over time to a point where one becomes overweight or obese; process in which one becomes a fatass.

2. To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food at one given time.

1. "I totally fatassified myself by having donuts for each meal for the last 4 years."

2. "Dude, you're fatassifying yourself by eating all those pancake batter and maple syrup dipped sticks of butter."

by ubererror7 April 30, 2009

funass

antonym to dumbass

1. someone with a fun ass

2. someone who is both intelligent and fun

don't be a dumbass ! be a funass !

by garve&feeb December 27, 2019

fatass scarlet

when someone is overweight, at least 300 pounds you would say they are a fatass scarlet, meaning they are obese

Craig: omg look at emily

Kevin: she’s so fat lol
Craig: yeah, she’s a fatass scarlet for sure

by ayoayoayoayoayoayo January 26, 2021