Funitude

n.

1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.

2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"

Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.

Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!

OR

Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.

Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)

by Dick Turner October 14, 2009

Furniturelessness

When you have a home, apartment, or staying with others and you don't own any home furnishings.

I just moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed, chair, or table to my name. I'm suffering from Furniturelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014

Face Furniture

Another term for a man's beard

"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"

by toldyouZed May 21, 2016

MSN furniture

A term used for people who are online all the time even when they're not chatting. they're just part of the 'furniture'

Andy is online so much, she is just MSN furniture.

by Andydeek November 11, 2005

Furniture abuse

Deliberate violence towards chairs, tables or other items of furniture during a theatrical production. The most common form of furniture abuse is knocking over chairs or throwing them across the stage. Frequently seen in operas, furniture abuse is usually perpetrated by characters as an expression of rage or great despair, although some cynics claim it merely shows a lack of imagination on the part of the director

"There was a lot of gratuitous furniture abuse in the recent Covent Garden Ring cycle"

by Faye Courtney September 14, 2008

Friturday

Begins after work Friday evening and can last until Saturday morning. The Saturday morning Walk of Shame is a clear indicator that Friturday is over.

Friturday has been interjected at the end of the work week, but before the weekend to give a feeling of a longer weekend.

Also instead of asking someone what they will be doing after work on Friday night, you can simply ask, “What are you doing on Friturday?”

Using Friturday will also avoid any confusion when asking someone their “Friday Plans” as most people have to work on Friday day.

Friturday however is a time to get out there, party up, forget about work, and extend your weekend!

I drove to Las Vegas Friturday and drank all night, gambled on Saturday, and drove home Sunday.

by Christopher Firegoat April 13, 2008

furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbor is moving furniture in such a way that you confuse it for thunder.

Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.

"Gary, did you hear that? Is that thunder I hear?"

"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."

by Medicus007 August 16, 2016