Furd

A gentleman who sniffs ladies bicycle seats.

Sir William Belvoir had a penchant for sniffing the parlour maid's bicycle seat. His Butler was at a loss to describe what his master did - so used the sound that Sir William made ... Furd!

by Gentleman Jim March 29, 2012

Furd

A Fake Word or Faux Word that ACTUALLY makes sense but was created by you and friends to put on Urban Dictionary

Tallon: We havent come up with a new Furd in a while...
Kramer: I Know its been such a long time!

by TaLLoN7 March 1, 2009

furd

1: ugly as shit!
2: drunk or high

1: Damn, that girl over there is hella furd!
2: Man, i'm so furd right now; I don't think I can walk all the way to Remington.

by Elaonacidtrick November 14, 2009

furd

A furd is a fart that feels like a turd when coming out slowly. The air pressure creates the semblance of a solid.

Holy crap, I thought I was pushing a log into my tighty whiteys, but it was just a furd.

by D'Wayne Giles March 4, 2010

furd

Combination of "fur" and "turd"... as in that thing your cat heaves onto your best rug that resembles a turd composed of fur.

Snowball stopped dragging her butt around on the carpet after she threw up that furd... she must have gotten some relief.

by Carl and Angie October 13, 2006

furd

Ugly. Wasted. Ugly because you are so wasted.

"Don't upload those pictures from last night to fb! Too many jello shots, I look furd in all of them."

by bittieson October 26, 2009

furd

to be a furry nerd

“They went to a pony con dressed as fluttershy, they’re such a furd!”

by Buffy Summers 420 March 30, 2019