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Funstified

To be lured in and seduced by a man with long wavy hair who plays in his own metal band and loves dinosaurs, and who also built his own guitar and his an uncanny ability at cathcing gophers. Essentially it is every girl's dream to experience the magic of funstification...and maybe some men as well. Particularly men who work out too much and have a metrosexual accent and wear other people's coats.
1. I had such a great night, I acted like a slut and got funstified by some guy with great hair who built his own guitar. Just looking at him I felt my nipples stiffen and I got all wet.

2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.
by The Scotian September 24, 2009
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funkdafied

Steve : How was the fair last night ?
Bob : It was so funkdafied !
by okkkkkkthekingggg March 25, 2017
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Fulified

When you are both full and satisfied after you eat a meal. Opposite of “HANGRY”
I was so hangry before, but now that I have eaten I am FULIFIED.
by Ninae July 1, 2018
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punkified

An adjetive describing something that is given a punk flair.
When it hit America as 3rd Wave, ska was punkified.
by pop_graffiti January 3, 2005
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functified

Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
by Rich Friedland December 15, 2008
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FUCKAFIED

When an object or person is fucked up it can be said to have been Fuckafied.
This drawing I am working on is Fuckafied.
by Marc Schryer November 18, 2003
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funkdifide

Of or having funk. Messed up or ruined.
I'm not eating those funkdifide eggs.
by Brian Heckethorn May 20, 2005
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