Long furby

The toy furby but it is made longer, skinner and 100 times more terrifying. It can either slither, float or walk.

Susan came over the other day and showed me a long furby on ebay. I haven’t slept in 72 hours in fear that it will find me.

by Longfurbyhauntsme June 22, 2019

Fumblemickdumbderkins

A big word used to describe an even bigger idiot

That fumblemickdumbderkins is the worst person I've met.

by ItsRedGrover December 13, 2021

Fumble

When one is given a romantic or sexual chance with another and somehow messes up

He was giving really obvious hints that he liked her! How could she like him back but be unable to tell? She fumbled.

by nolivesmatterdumbo May 28, 2023

fumble the bag

when you majorly fuck up something

ted and bob let exams get to them this year, they continued to fumble the bag and y’all hate to see it.

by fumbletumble December 18, 2019

Butt Fumble

To completely fuck-up in your profession. A butt fumble (n) or to butt fumble (v).

Example 1: Did you see Mark Sanchez, the Jets quarterback, run into the ass of his own lineman and lose the football? That butt fumble has been voted the worst of the worst sports mistakes for two months straight now.

Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."

by euphemismo April 13, 2013

fumblescrew

The act of trying to make it look like you know what you're doing in a given situation, while in reality, you have no idea how to proceed.

Stop fumblescrewing around and look it up!

by Gman-Cat Wrangler April 28, 2008

fumblenugget

When someone is being a dumb goat

Billy your such a fumblenugget

by Indian sex bomb April 28, 2016