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fucktitious

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.
Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007
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Teacher: You got a 0 on your test for being late...

Student: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
by th3flyboy February 24, 2009
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fucklick

Fucklick is a verb describing the action of licking a fuck, and it also is a noun, if calling someone a fucklick or fucklicker.

It is the act of taking the tongue and sticking it out so as to lick the shaft of the penis as if fucks the vagina. The tongue may also rest upon the labia as the fucklick takes place.
Harry was drilling Abigail doggy-style, when Bernard decided to put down the video camera and give the two of them a fucklick.

James is such a fucklick!
by DeeDeeDime December 16, 2008
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fuckity fucking fuck

The better way of saying "fuck"
HOLY FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?
by Not Aaron Krause August 3, 2016
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fuckitybye

a different way of saying goodbye to someone over the phone irritably
example
Congratulations on your baby ....... alright Fuckitybye!
by MalcolmTucker December 3, 2014
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fuckwit

A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.
Manos, you're a fuckwit.
by Jon Fuller October 17, 2003
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fuckwit

any living organism capable of rationalisation skills but rather chooses to put aside any common sense and reason and mindlessly fucks-up (blunders and turns to shit) everything this waste of life and bane on existance happens upon. such entities often times also possess tendencies to verbalize and promote their opinions,thoughts,and feelings as though they were rules of nature and uncompromising truths and universal fact
some fuckwit sideswiped my car today while it was parked inside the garage blamed global warming and the gay agenda.

my fuckwit nephew knocked-up both his sister twice last year.
by grandmakunt June 10, 2016
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