by Victor Van Styn July 26, 2005
A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*
Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter
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The act of putting a Hershey's chocolate bar on one's genital and having sex until it melts and covers both the partner's genitals, at which point both partners lick the molten chocolate off one another's genitals until they are clean again.
by Quentiam May 20, 2020
a personal scale used for measuring how wrong, horrible, twisted (essentially fucked up) a situation is.
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