fuck job

someone that sports w/ plugs in their ears a shaved head and wears a tie to work

god eric! i told u yesterday don't look like one of those fuck jobs

by dk5005 June 22, 2006

Get a fucking job

This is what you say to a thirty year old running around aimlessly in your neighbourhood at 4 o'clock in the morning looking for pikachu

DAVE: " hey tom who's that clown running around on your front lawn in the rain with his I phone?" TOM: "who knows , that dude should get a fucking job "

by Super jo jo and friends July 15, 2016

foot fuck job

The act of fornicating with two lubricated bare feet while inserting just the head of the penis into the female's oral cavity. Typically the woman sits in an upright butterfly position with the feet a few inches from her oral cavity allowing for maximum blowjob potential. Flexibility in the hips is required.

Treva: That couch looks comfortable!
Kori: Don't sit there. Meghan gave Jason a foot fuck job there last weekend.

by MegJay August 20, 2010

sonic fuck job

The music of Persian Screwdriver

Woah dude! Did you hear Poison by Persian Screwdriver its a real sonic fuck job

by Pedro Villa-Vargas June 7, 2007

ice cream fuck job

When you put ice cream on a girl's ass and fuck her through the ice cream. Ice cream on her back side, cold on the inside.

"Yo man i took that sloptart home and she gave me one of those ice cream fuck jobs"

by OneAndOnlySituation February 8, 2010

How the fuck is Steve Jobs?

A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.

Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys

by SteveJobsDiedOfLigma April 16, 2021

fucking job

You just searched this to see "get a fucking job" at the mug section.

I need a fucking job

by Fucking freelancer March 20, 2021