fuck-weasel

someone who isn't quite a snake or a backstabber but is almost there.

friend 1 *did you hear about what molly said to jenny?*

friend 2 *oh is she just being a fuck-weasel again?*

by creator8000 November 02, 2017

Fuck-weasel

A person within your friendship group who acts like a two-faced little rat the majority of the time, but still manages to stay in said friendship group by the skin of his teeth despite the weasel-like behavior.

Hey, you know that guy that was in the CFNM porno? You know, the one that got sucked by a bloke? He's acting like a right little fuck-weasel again.

by BuBurnley66 July 12, 2017

holly fuck weasels

Pious rodents who copulate with alarming abandon upon one's soul.

holly fuck weasels my car has been towed.

by dirtyjack83 February 07, 2014

fuck faced weasel

What my father calls anything he doesn't like either that or he flips it/them off.

You are such a fucker faced weasel

by Kittykat6996 July 12, 2005

weasel fuck

A fuckin' weasel. You know the kind. That prick that always ends up ruining your day. That dude that steals your chick. In short, a complete asshole, one that shits all over everything he/she comes near - (team america reference right there). This person is an operator, they appear indecisive and cool at first, however they usually have a behind the scenes motive to fuck your life up.

Brock is such a weasel fuck, he screwed my girl then told my boss I'm a crack addict!!

by pinklloyd May 12, 2009