fuck the wardrobe

Some gay ass phrase used by the biggest hoes around

Izzy: Fuck the wardrobe
Sexy bloke: Go away

by Fuckity fuck fuck December 3, 2013

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).

"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"

by MarshallC February 25, 2022

Warp Fuck

A hookup that fails to make you cum so it “never happened”

John: “Did you fuck Ashly?”
Luke: “I warp fucked Ashly.”

by TheGlizzyGoblin September 1, 2020

cd warrior fuck face vagina

getting a cd right in your vagina and a cd player in your ass while wearing armor

that cd warrior fuck face vagina was pretty intense

by mengina face 7 April 13, 2009

warrior fuck

the act of taking a girl and fucking her, while reaching behind her and grabbing her by the shoulders, while saying a warrior like chant. the shoulder grip is mostly to get more leverage while laying the pipe. originates from dauphin pennsylvamia. extra enjoyable while high on cocaine.

i warrior fucked the bodymans daughter so hard last night, we had to bondo her lips back together.

by ed harris September 12, 2005

Warmed-over Fuck

This expression is used to describe how terrible and/or disgusting something is. In common usage, it is always preceded by the word 'like'.

"His hangover made him feel like warmed-over fuck."

"Dude, your house smells like warmed-over fuck. When was the last time you opened the windows?"

by Teraloft April 25, 2009