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Schrodingers Fuck-box 

When inside a black hole, because of the gravity and time dilation, you can be fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. Yet, when one looks in the black hole, one sees that you are either fucking for forever or fucking for not forever, not fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.
"Dude, did you see me jackhammering that chick in the black hole over there?"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"

Tongue Fart Her Fuck Box 

When your tongue punch her fart box so hard that when you speak the words come out wrong. You come out after getting snatch juice all over your face and go fucking hell I proper Tongue Fart her Fuck Box
Mate you never guess what I did the other day?

What bro?

I got down on her and pressed my tongue right between her back piece.

Oh shit really?

Yeah man got right down and tongue fart her fuck box and gave her a right good seeing to after...

That sounds fucking sweet bro!

Yeah man fucked her senseless

Murder in a fuck box 

Murder in a fuck box

1. Term for extreme rough sex.

2. Anything you buy at KFC that comes in a box.
1.
Hey skeeter what are we doing tonight?

Well betty lou, it's gonna be murder in a fuck box tonight. Get the 39 gallon drum of lube.

Or

Hey Jethro how was your date last night?

Dude she was murder in a fuck box. My balls are still sore.

2.

Welcome to KFC what can I get you?

Yes I'll have the Murder in a Fuck Box please.

You want a side of cole slaw?

fuck me box 

McDonalds Largest box of cookies aka a cookie tote
Syncere pulls up to McDonalds and orders this "Can I get a FUCK ME BOX" (a cookie tote).
fuck me box by funnygibby May 29, 2023

The bat fuck you box 

The box on Batman's belt that contains who ever he's fighting's greatest weakness
While fighting superman batman goes to the bat fuck you box for kryptonite

Tounge Fuck My Fart Box 

How about you tounge fuck my fart box, little fucker.