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Fruititious

A generous person at a bar or a party who shares/buys alcohol for another. This alcohol however, must be "fruity" in nature.

To fully understand this definition, we must first define the context of "fruit" being used here. The "fruity alcohol" could be a referrendum to both the taste of that being fruity such as strawberry or even tomato (yes, a tomato is a fucking fruit); or it could also refer to the faginess of such a drink: for example a Pina Colada or a Red Headed Slut, more commonly known as a Ginger Whore.

Please note: in certain shots/drinks like Tequila where one may chase with salt and lime, the buyer could still be considered fruititious in nature as the lime is being used to add a fruit flavor to the alcohol.
Brian: Dude, I'll buy you a virgin strawberry daiquiri if you come people-watch at the pool with me.

Nate: Sounds like a plan, let me go get my lotion and banana hammock. You are very fruititious today.

(Note that in the above example, both the gayness of the ordered drink and fruity contents of the drink were being referred to by the word fruititious.)
by Yes, Its B! January 28, 2010
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Frumptious

1. To be angry or sad.
2. To have the sudden urge to fornicate (See Definition) against a door.
1. Why do you have to be frumtious, Billy?
2. Hey baby... Let's get frumtious!
by Hugh Jass July 23, 2003
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Fontatious Tolerance

When your friends successfully tolerate your big, extravagant, or even unreadable font on a messaging service like AIM.
"Oh my god. I was talking to Vanessa the other night and all she did was complain about my font. That girl has no Fontatious Tolerance."
by RudyBeast December 16, 2008
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Fartatious

The state of being constantly flatulent or being susceptible to abnormally vicious farts. Also used as an affectionate adjective to describe unusually flatulent friends or loved ones. Coined by an unknown Harvard alumnus in recent years, remaining in relative obscurity until recent usage by young adults has propelled it into wide-spread social circles.
Person 1: Hey, do you know Jojo? She's so fartatious!
Person 2: Right!? I could smell her from a mile away!
by JimboTheDuck November 23, 2020
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fruitious

DAMN!!! This Shit Is Fruitious!!!!
by yolocat69 May 18, 2022
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Fratavious

Adj. When someone is so very frat that it’s honestly sophisticated. Very classy way of saying “wow you’re so frat bro”. This can be used in a wide range of situations, especially fraternity events.
Caleb Spain in Lambda is so fratavious, I want to be him when I grow up.
by trilamb22 January 20, 2022
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frumptious

A chunky girl who thinks she is super sexy
"You should get that girls number she was frumptious"
by ash1313 October 25, 2011
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