Rough sex using kendo-style armour. Not enclosed to any position, it excepts all. Usually involves spanking, biting and using a kendo sword as a sex aid (this is encouraged, but not compulsory). The couple/threesome/orgy/etc, then commit group suicide in the classic samurai style of a knife to the lower abdomen, this is due to the fact the penis can not win the battle against the vast variety of sex toys available. It is one of the most popular forms of snuff.
"I'm sorry to announce we lost a dear friend last week, he went out with glory preforming the spectacular sexual move called the Frustrated Samurai, what a way to go!"
by Thesexpest69 July 11, 2016
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"yo,i have been waiting all night for shaniqua to text me and all i have got in the last hour is a message from ma moms"
... "F dat, you must be textually frustrated"
... "F dat, you must be textually frustrated"
by jpz11 June 22, 2009
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An originally harmless term that has recently turned in Slovakia into a strongly offensive name for a person who hates their own life so much that they are willing to attend the regional elections and vote for a neo-nazi jerk to become their regional governor.
These people suffer from an excessive use of mental shorcuts like: " I am not able to buy as big TV as my neighhbour has... My life sucks... Whose fault is it? Fuck, I am going to vote for the funny angry guy with this cute moustache. And we will kick those black asses out of our country!"
The term has a great potential to become a name for any loser who is desperate to blame someone else for their fail and uses it as an excuse to act like a complete asshole.
These people suffer from an excessive use of mental shorcuts like: " I am not able to buy as big TV as my neighhbour has... My life sucks... Whose fault is it? Fuck, I am going to vote for the funny angry guy with this cute moustache. And we will kick those black asses out of our country!"
The term has a great potential to become a name for any loser who is desperate to blame someone else for their fail and uses it as an excuse to act like a complete asshole.
- Have you heard? Jozko got drunk last night and started to fight with the nice foreign barman in our pub.
- Oh, that frustrated voter! He must have learned his best friend Fero is shaggin' his chick.
- Stop being a frustrated voter, Terka! You cannot boil your golden fish just because you didn't get the Barbie for Christmas!
- The frustrated voters finally have their reason to celebrate after the elections in Slovakia.
- Oh, that frustrated voter! He must have learned his best friend Fero is shaggin' his chick.
- Stop being a frustrated voter, Terka! You cannot boil your golden fish just because you didn't get the Barbie for Christmas!
- The frustrated voters finally have their reason to celebrate after the elections in Slovakia.
by maroch November 26, 2013
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by some-random-guy December 18, 2014
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by MyNanlikesit May 28, 2017
Get the Sexually frustrated mug.a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.
kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?
katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!
katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!
by ira. May 30, 2007
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Portmanteau of Frustration and Started
Origin: An entertaining typo on a forum.
Portmanteau of Frustration and Started
Origin: An entertaining typo on a forum.
I can't figure out this programming language. I know I'm just a beginner, but I'm frustarted.
Joe was so frustarted in his basic ceramics class that he smacked the clay off the wheel and across the room.
Joe was so frustarted in his basic ceramics class that he smacked the clay off the wheel and across the room.
by M.Blur April 22, 2011
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