Frenchanese

1. What you tell your French teacher you don't speak when you want to annoy him/her.

2. What somebody who speaks both Japanese and French (and combines both languages for different words in a sentence accidentally sometimes) speaks.

Madame: Comment tu t'appelles?

Student: Sorry, I don't speak Frenchanese.

Madame: WHAT?!?!?!?!

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Frenchanese Person: Konichiwa, je m'appelle Hotaru. J'ai juusan ans.

by 愛~~グレース(: January 7, 2011

Like a Frenchman's Armpit

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.

Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

The Frenchman

getting hit in the balls so hard that you scream like a little girl.

"Dude, i just gave Johnny The Frenchman like none other."
"Man you're a jackass, Mark."

if you want another example. see the Ouch! video of a skiier on youtube, you will understand.

by Sean Henderson January 3, 2009

Screaming Frenchman

While having a sex with a girl from behind he quickly removes his cock from her asshole and quickly replaces it with a stale loaf of French Bread, never ever replace the French bread or the integrity of the act will be lost.

Damn Jim gave me the best Screaming Frenchman last night. I can't walk properly now, i think i still have some crumbs up there.

by 1234567paper February 24, 2011

Making love to the dead Frenchman

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.

After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Bravest Frenchman

The bravest Frenchman is a tongue in cheek phrase used to represent the concept of a mutually exclusive enigma. The French are typically represented as the first to give up in a fight, fly the white flag & let someone else fight their battles for them. It is like saying, "who is the strongest weak man?"

Watching the first graders play a pee wee baseball game was like trying to figure out who is the bravest Frenchman.

by 73degrees October 18, 2010

frisky frenchman

When a girl jacks you off with her armpit and then your dick ends up smelling like B.O.

Holy shit she gave him a frisky frenchman.

by jack hoffman May 13, 2005