Freudian ears

An error in hearing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ('dynamically repressed') wish, conflict, or train of thought of a sexual nature.

Ben: Hey man, did you see my cool trick?
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.

by tikib March 1, 2011

freudian slips

A Freudian Slip is when someone means to say something but accidently says something else, which reflects their true thoughts/ opinions or supressed desires about something.

Examples of freudian slips...

"that chick was TEMPTING...I mean attempting to..."
or

"cosec + sex...I mean cosec + sec"

by BitchnProud June 11, 2006

Freudian slip

A Freudian slip, named after famous psycho-analyst Sigmund Freud, is when one is speaking, and accidentally inserts a word on one's subconcious mind in place of another penis.

"Amy, please pass the wild bisexual sado-masochistic sex orgy."

by Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli Aurochs Kang Curlylocks EnglishPigDog64 December 4, 2004

frendian

a person who has 1 French parent and 1 Indian parent

'my friend Quentin is a Frendian, his dad is Indian and his mum is french'

by romilain October 27, 2022

Freudian miss-click

Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.

Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.

Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.

by Gideous July 5, 2009

freudian auto-correct

happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.

A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought

(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?

by lamelikebetty November 14, 2011

Freudian Quit

When you press the wrong keyboard shortcut, causing you to quit the current application, particularly when that application is a distraction, as if your brain is suggesting that you get back to work.

I must have better things to do. I just freudian quit IRC.

by jbradforddillon September 2, 2013