Freedick

(Adjective) Being single and looking to get laid

(Verb) To pursue a girl to hook up with

(Adjective)
Bruce: Yo I just broke up with Tiffany, I'm freedick now!
Wayne: I just broke up with Liz so I am too!!!!

(Verb)
Yo do you wanna go to this party to freedick or should we just chill?

by MANJMT July 2, 2017

Freemium

1. Free or relatively cheap games available for download on Facebook or at the App Store. They tend to have very limited game play and in order to progress you must purchase "premium" content.

2. The Apocalypse

"Sorry children, we won't be having dinner tonight because I spent all of our money on Smurf Berries in one of those new freemium games."

by Bing Google January 25, 2011

freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

Alaskan Freezie

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.

1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017

freebie list

A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.

The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.

Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?

Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.

Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.

Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!

by Acky190 February 9, 2009

methane freebie

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.

Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.

by Sexydimma October 30, 2014