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Foster

foster is the hottest man to walk the earth. period.
girl: foster date me!
Foster: sorry, im already dating 1000 girls.
by EXDA March 26, 2019
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Foster

The best person you will ever meet. Keep him and never let go. Also big influencer on some type of social media!!
Wow that foster is so funny .
by Paul Pam Pamela September 16, 2018
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Foster

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.

Other forms:Foster, Fostered, fostering
Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the Christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...

3) Fuck, I just fostered my Myoplex shake all over my denim shorts!!!
by Cy Simon October 4, 2008
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Foster

Fake. Not real, organic or biological. A stand in for the real version.
by VitaminA March 4, 2009
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Foster

This kid is known for his dick sucking abilities. He goes to Endicott College and looks to get railed in the butt everyweekend. his good quality includes smoking weed, drinking beer and playing faggy vollyball
Wow this Foster kid is a GIANT fag
by kitchy14 April 3, 2008
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fosterize

the act of breaking, butchering, or fucking something up that was perfectly fine for no reason other than personal satisfaction
Damn, you sure did fosterize that welcome mat Patrick!
Did you see the way he fosterized that car?
by Wiggly 1 March 20, 2013
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Fostering

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.
"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"
by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020
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