father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

by psofrn November 8, 2012

former guy

A synonym for the 45th president of the United States, used when you don’t want to say his name. Made famous by Joe Biden in a CNN Town Hall

oh wow, look at the former guy losing his sanity over in florida

by jchamp7 March 1, 2021

Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins)

The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:

1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.

The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.

(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."

(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."

(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."

Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."

(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"

(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."

(person #2) "Never heard of it."

(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."

Example #3 (60 years ago)

(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."

(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."

(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."

by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010

Former fat kid syndrome

When someone who was previously a fat/unattractive child loses weight or "glows up" and overcompensates for their past insecurities by acting out. Usually they end up acting like the same people who bullied them growing up.

Friend 1: Emily lost weight and now acts like she's better than everyone.
Friend 2: classic Former fat kid syndrome.

by 1234456hjk July 22, 2020

The Former Guy (#TFG)

Twitter slang for money laundering Russian asset Donald Trump

The Former Guy (#TFG) got his ass beat by Joe Biden in the 2020 election and oozed back down to Russialago where he's perving on underage girls, playing golf, and fantasizing about stopping an imaginary steal of his fake presidency

by Uncle Joosie April 30, 2021

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Prince's name is now written as a strange symbol he calls "the love symbol." As such he no longer goes by the name "Prince" and now insists on being referred to as "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince."

"Hey man have you heard that new Prince song?"
"Who's Prince?"
"You know who i mean, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Prince"

by RoomTemperature November 16, 2013

free former awesome band!

A gnarass band from Boyertown PA that revolutionized the musical genre of acoustindiemojazzpunkjamphunkelectrosimple. Known locally for being those 3 kids that hate everything about everything; They write songs about clothes, communism and toy story 2 and pride themselves in their use of as many instruments as they can find (acoustic guitar, cello, tin can, didgeridoo, recorder, flutes, tambourine, unplugged electric bass, harmonica, ukulele, trashcan, party noise makers, ocarinas and many more). Not even the band members enjoy the music they create, but that doesnt matter. Nothing even matters. Nobody even likes free former awesome band. I don't like them, you don't like them. That is why they are free former awesome band.

free former awesome band! is good or something.

by darkstardave23 October 27, 2008