Forte

Forte is the coolest guy out there. His name means "strong" and "cool" at the same time. You will madly fall in love with Forte as soon as you get to know him a bit. He is the guy you would spend your entire life with, when you discover how he can master any type of art, from diving and surfing to cooking and drawing. You need to fix anything or you need help with something? You name it, Forte can do it.
He is also extremely handsome and has long eyelashes.

Girl #1: "Wow, Forte is here!"
Girl #2: "Hey, I saw him first! He is mine!"

by albione November 22, 2021

Forte Stollen

A character from the anime, Galaxy Angel. She is obsessed with guns, wears a monocle for god-knows-what-reason, has red hair, and talks like a man. Her last name is also the name of a german pastry. She looks like an anorexic toothpick with breast implants. (as most anime girls do)

I want to grab Forte Stollen's rack, but she'd probably shoot me if I did.

by lolita_strawberry September 9, 2008

Forte Junior High

Describing the teens at Forte Junior High, they're all headasses who always have to make drama and be jerks to people they don't even know or talk to. When someone complains about them, they immediately are insulted. When they could just stick to what they consider themselves, as people who "don't give a shit about what others think of them".
They also tend to care more about their football games, then just teaching school. Even the teachers are barely teaching, instead they let the students interrupt them with "Are you going to the game, Ms. ****!?"
And honestly, most of the 8th graders are the only realest kids. When the 7th graders think they're much better, they're worse. Most of the 8th graders there are super genuine and cool.

"Have you been to Forte Junior High? I heard it's lousy."
"Nah, only bitchasses attend FJH. Never."

by frogoth March 11, 2018

Forte farto

In music, "forte" (often abbreviated as "f") is a term that means "loud" or "strong." It is a dynamic marking used to indicate that a passage should be played with greater volume and intensity. For example, if a musical score includes "forte," the performer should play the notes more forcefully compared to a passage marked "piano" (soft).

"Did you go to the Bach concert?"
"Yes, I gave a forte farto there."

by Cheburik August 1, 2024

Dirty Forte

the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.

you know Jay? he did the dirty forte last night with jimmy!

by 420guy April 29, 2015

Pulled a Forte

A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.

Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"

Firefighter: SILENCE

Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"

by The Thick Mick, AKA Stewie May 10, 2012

Will Forte

The nicest cast member of SNL. Gentle and hilarious.

We need more Will Forte's in this world.

by Fallonized November 15, 2004