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Forensics Fox

A meme (like LOL cat) that pertains to people who are in speech or debate. Often have funny sayings that make fun of the flaws of speech and debate. But is now over run with fools who use it to harass other debaters.
Forensics Fox: "Wait all weekend for ballots, can't read handwriting"

Debate Girl: So true!
by FHSDebate February 24, 2012
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pocket forensics

determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.
Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
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facebook forensics

The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.

Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?

Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!

Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?

Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.

Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010
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Pre War Forensics

A website at coocoobombATblogspotDOTcom

Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.

War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Pre War Forensics example below:

Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.

Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.

Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.

Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.

Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.

NEXT!!
by robotgossip April 24, 2010
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wikipedia forensics

1. The ultimate beer-pong distraction, involving snapping while beating your forearm with two fingers and over annunciating the phrase "wikipedia forensics".
2. To investigate something by use of wikipedia.
1. We would have won the tourney but the other team was too good at wikipedia forensics and we tanked it.

2. Person A: Elton John was born in france

Person B: No way, Im gonna use wikipedia forensics, thats bullshit.
by ydgamer March 14, 2011
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CP Forensics

It is a common highschool class(Also reffered to as AP, H, or College Level because of the large amount of work and involved tests)where each lab is worth half of the lab grade and the random assignment stapled to the back is worth the other half. Although it is on par with most AP courses in difficulty, you do only get CP credit. The class will not be continued any more.
Person one: Hey can you go to the movies?
Cp Forensics Student: No i have three tests and a lab due tommarow.
Person two: Isn't that a CP course?
Cp Forensics Student: Yeah......
by GREGOIR NEWTONS June 8, 2010
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the forensics

a totally awesome punk band made up of totally cool guys that drink most of the day and do lots of crack! corey rood is a bean though
liek omg did you go to the forensics show tonight? liek it pwnt j00 4 shur
by poop sniffer August 8, 2004
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