Instant Forbes

A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.

"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"

"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"

by VMECK July 30, 2016

Forever friends

When we saw each other we paused for a while. You spent almost every day with me helping me get over my insecurities making me feel like I was somebody. You stopped visiting for a while popped in on occasions to lighten up my day and make me smile. We understand each other for some reason even though we don't talk. I can't it's trust I don't know what it is but I'm grateful you part of my life thanks for being so understanding with all my ups and downs. You one of the few people that understand how my brain works why I do what I do and how somehow you see the beauty I feel inside good or bad.

I hope we can be Forever friends.

by mennäperille December 10, 2019

Yikes Forever

A phrase that little misfortune Says
(little misfortune is a game Btw)

1:What is the phrase that misfortune Says?
2: I think it's Yikes Forever

by HHHappyMedotcom October 6, 2020

forever DM

A forever DM is someone who is either forced or willingly always plays the gamemaster or dungeon master role in table top RPGs. They spend countless hours on their campaigns just for players to shit on it.

Player: "Hey dude can you DM a oneshot this saturday?" DM: "Why can't you just do it? It's your game after all.." Player: Because you're our forever DM you bitch!"

by SomeGuyIsHere July 27, 2021

forever cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.

Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met

by cforzy October 18, 2019

Forehead Gambino

a serious condition that causes the victim to have an obnoxiously large forehead
it's an extremely serious condition that should not be taken lightly
serious side effects: forehead explosions, murderous headaches and a head so heavy it needs to be dragged along the floor :(

Bob: omg Nicole has the world's biggest forehead
Nigel: omg Bob wtf you can't say that she has forehead gambino
Nicole: :(((((

(Bob Nigel and Nicole are not real people, if you are named Nicole I apologize if you have forehead gambino or any other gambiguous condition)

by moistbagelhater October 27, 2015

Lex's forehead

An object so incredibly large the entirety of transhit could fit on it.

"Wow, the universe is HUGE!"
"Lex's forehead is bigger!"

by PlebLord_SVG69 August 3, 2016