She said she wanted to be a virgin until marriage so I just ended up footering her while she tossed my salad.
by Barry the Horse June 10, 2011
A guy who is perverted, crosses his legs when he sits, is gay but not gay, and has an ugly, shaggy mullet. Oh, and an AC DC fanatic. Everyone hates him yet loves him.
by Stealth! Mwah ha ha! March 24, 2005
by Piplicious June 17, 2007
Inserting ones's foot (well, OK, maybe just as much as you can) into a girl's vagina for fun and excitement.
by Jammenhammer August 02, 2006
"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."
"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"
"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"
by 2JupitersTooMany May 14, 2009
When a girl looks smoking hot from far(20 feet or more)... but when you approach her she's actually hideous.
by NZizzle February 26, 2009
From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"
From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."
From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."
by ThaFreak55 April 23, 2011