Foof

The cooling of a hot food or liquid by blowing over it.

Mom: Foof over your food and cool it down!

by Tubaboi16 November 2, 2019

Foof

The sound a zombie makes when it Queefs.

"Did you know zombies can queef?"
"Really? What did it sound like?"
-muffles my mini Thomas the tank engine-
*Foof*

by OGTurpitude June 16, 2018

Foof

The odor of your balls or vagina after work when you take off your underwear before showering.

Wow, after work my ball foof was really bad.

by ManitobaMoose May 20, 2016

Foof

noun - An alternate name for a dog or puppy. Also known as a Foofer

I'm going to take my foof for a walk.

Aww what a cute foof!!!

by prcg October 19, 2009

Foof

Useless shit or unwanted stuff. Synonymous with stuff

Matt: Dude, why did you leave all your foof everywhere there's no where to sit.

Trisha: I finally plucked my eyebrows and got rid of all the foof.

by breakfst November 19, 2014

Foof

Another name for cocaine

"Hey man you got any foof?"
"Yeah bro the foof fairy came early this year"

by Killa chef June 26, 2016

Foof

According to GD Misfits, a foof is

1. a lady's "special place".

2. an ever so slightly more polite way of calling somebody a twat.

1. Her infection gave her a gushy foof.

2. My husband is being a foof today.

by Snozzbert May 10, 2009