Foodochist

Someone who limits their dietary intake, yet continues to watch food programs and look up recipes wishing they could eat them.

Yvonne is such a foodochist.. now she is looking at a chicken chimichanga recipe!

by thegoaltender April 12, 2013

foodblocked

When you're hungry but can't stop reading or working on the thing you're reading or working on.

"I want to eat the food that's right in front of me, but I can't stop writing this code long enough to get it in my mouth!"
"You just got foodblocked."

by Normal_Anomanly April 24, 2014

foodlog

shit, basically...BEFORE it leaves your colon or body.

After 3 days of camping, i've got a 2 foot foodlog i have to take care of.

by supo June 14, 2005

foodloader

foodloader - anyone who shows up at your home or any event because there is going to be food, especially when they would not have gone there without the free munchies. Also, they make lame excuses for their actions.

Person 1: Hey, I heard they are having pizza at VBS on Friday.

Person 2: I know. I have been busy all week, but I will be able to go that night.

Person 1: You are such a foodloader!!!

by ejarwa August 16, 2011

Foodlosophyze

The term used to describe stoners talking about food.

The stoners sat around foodlosophyzed for hours.

by mj121481 September 25, 2010

FoodFocker

Someone that likes to eat food and Fu*k it!

Mark: Oh yeh im a FoodFocker

Harry: Tell me how to F**k food!

Mark: Well u hold a piece of food and u......

by Indiejamz July 19, 2007

Foodlocked

When you're starving but would also rather die than eat any of the food in your kitchen.

I'm foodlocked but also too broke to order something.

by trojan-mutt February 17, 2023