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Fontainejew Hotel & Spa

A psuedonymn for the Fountainbleau hotel in Miami Beach, Florida. This name evolved from the long history of Jews in Miami Beach staying at the Fontainebleau starting in the 1950s and 60. This is especially noticeable around passover time.The Fountainjew Hotel is located at 4441 Colins avenue.
Chava: Broochie, where are you going to be this peysach?

Broochie: Me and Avrum are going to the Fontainejew Hotel & Spa with all the kids.

Chava: Enjoy, and have a frielechem peysach!
by Vulgarcharles May 30, 2011
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Fontanelching

Sucking the semen out of the fontanel (the soft spot in the top of a newborn baby's head) after the fontanel has been used for sexual gratification.
"Mr. Wooster, please take greater care when fontanelching. You have dribbled cum, blood and brains all over your dinner jacket." sighed Jeeves.

"Well, having sex with a baby's heads and drinking the semen from it is pretty standard operating p. at the Drones Club, Jeeves." Bertie exclaimed with relish, "And one can hardly fontanelch tidily".

From "The Sex Offender's Register of the Woosters"
by Sanderson Jones December 9, 2008
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Fontanet (Indiana)

This is a town full of drug dealers and murderers in Vigo Country of Indiana. No one here is clean, several Millers, Custards, Cremers, Masons, and Stevens. This town is also known for it's excessive crimes. With all the murder, Drugs, and rebellious actions there is always music playing there. Country, Rock, Folk. Rap music? They're all probably dead. The kids around here are always in fights or doing some sort of drug. Also the kids I saw were all taller than average. Personally coming from Terre Haute this town scared me. I bet no one here is clean, there is a festival there every year where the kids and fat old men do stupid stuff like play music and waste money. If you know about the "Green" and "Red" townlines made by Governors years back to show life there this place would be black. I saw several kids there and they all never heard of the knife size limit. I drove by woods and shit and saw tons of hand chopped trees. This country town has around ~200 people and around ~5 are clean. Night time is scary out there as well, kids are out stealing and smoking as the victims are asleep. If you are from a big city Like Terre Haute and stuff DO NOT move in this small town. I am 5'9 and I looked at this blond and dark haired kid and they we're both taller than me by a bit.
Fontanet (Indiana) is not a safe place, Dirty as hell.
by Nigpig420 October 12, 2017
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Fatanese

The art of talking full moths and still being able to understand one another.
Do you know how to speak Fatanese?
by XxDWS11676xX January 9, 2021
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Fontane

That is a beautiful talented girl .Fontane is very friendly and popular .She likes to eat alot and will eat your food .Everbody needs a friend a girl like Fontane .One day She gonna be the First Lady and will be travelling on an airforce one .
That girl Fontane is so beautiful I want to be like her.Who’s that girl ? It’s Fontane she just ate my sweets
by Kiki how dare you November 23, 2021
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forganese

Unfortunately, she doesn't speak forganese, which means forg will never be able to reveal to her my secrets.
by s..c.. November 18, 2023
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fontaines dc

an Irish band, one of its members is also in the group kneecap.
fontaines dc and kneecap are awesome
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