Foner

Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.

Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."

by Bibbety Blue November 5, 2011

foner

a person who fakes being a stoner so that they can look like a big guy

-"man i'm so fukin zaked"
-"no ur not you foner"

by mark palmer March 16, 2004

Foner

A FO boner. FO meaning fake or partial, boner meaning erection.

Guy in class: God damn foner! When will it stop??

by DEEEEEEJJJ December 9, 2008

Foner

When someone has a boner for their cell phone. ie: they are obsessed with it, love it, can't stop raving about it, etc.

Alex has a real foner for his new Samsung Galaxy NoteII. He won't shut up about it.

by LBsee March 19, 2013

foner

when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone

that oily phone gives me such a foner

by jon nourse March 18, 2005

Foner

A feet-related boner

P1: Have you seen that Quentin Tarantino film?
P2: Yeah, gave me a massive foner.
P1: Oh.

by someguyjssomeguy June 29, 2025

foner stucked

1. so stoned you are stone fucked 2. you are to the point where words leaving your mouth no longer make sense

1. Oh man I smoked that whole half, I am foner stucked.

2. guy1:" Man his ting fang shagged nug fligwam fuhhhhhhhh, dang dude."
guy2: "oh man I think you're foner stucked status."

by PhonyMcStuckerDoogle January 23, 2010