foner

A foner is what occurs when talking about, thinking about or preparing to eat a particularly delicious food

"We've got to stop talking about baked Camembert...it's too much!"

Ebony agreed, whole heartedly. "I know. I know. I'm getting a foner just thinking about it."

by PazzyT February 28, 2016

foner

The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.

Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"

by Abort November 27, 2008

foner

Faggot boner. Where a homosexual gets a boner off of another guy.

Neill just got a foner off of Willie.

by fatassfag February 24, 2005

foner

a person who fakes being a stoner so that they can look like a big guy

-"man i'm so fukin zaked"
-"no ur not you foner"

by mark palmer March 17, 2004

foner

when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone

that oily phone gives me such a foner

by jon nourse March 19, 2005

foner stucked

1. so stoned you are stone fucked 2. you are to the point where words leaving your mouth no longer make sense

1. Oh man I smoked that whole half, I am foner stucked.

2. guy1:" Man his ting fang shagged nug fligwam fuhhhhhhhh, dang dude."
guy2: "oh man I think you're foner stucked status."

by PhonyMcStuckerDoogle January 24, 2010

foner boner

when a guy thinks he has a boner but doesn't.
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
Also try boner

guy1: Im so hard right now.
guy2: no,dude, you just have a foner boner.
guy1: oh...

by livvvvvvv February 14, 2008