fooger schnozzles

A term of frustration or indearment depending on the context

Mary: The market is down today.

Chris: o fooger schnozzles :-(

Mary: I got an A on my test!

Chris: your a fooger schnozzles!! :-)

by yankeefan8326 April 29, 2008

Folgers Stop

A kind of pit-stop one makes within minutes of drinking of cup of Folgers Coffee. A Folgers Stop usually entails running to the nearest bathroom or tree, to have explosive, burning diarrhea.

Elisea - "Hey, why is Jessica holding onto her butt and running toward that tree?"

Tamara - "Oh, she just drank a cup of Folgers Coffee. She probably had to make a Folgers Stop"

by Tamara, Elisea & Jess February 21, 2009

Folgers shortcake

The act of correcting a woman who spills, taints, or otherwise commits an offense against Folgers coffee, by calling her a "fucking bitch", pushing her down and smashing the pot of hot Folgers coffee across her face, and ejaculating on her face immediately afterward.

See also, strawberry shortcake.

The waitress spilled my Folgers. I corrected her by applying a Folgers shortcake. I then returned to my seat to continue celebrating my son's birthday.

by Glen Schraum November 10, 2008

folder surf

Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.

Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.

Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.

by CaptainGarbage January 4, 2014

folgers

Expelling flatulence in the face of a sleeping friend, consequently waking him or her from smell alone.

I woke up crying this morning. That folgers smelled awful

by halfmast June 19, 2010

folgers can

A large-diamater loud exhaust pipe or muffler attached to a tricked out Japanese car that typically scrapes across the ground and makes a car irritatingly loud. See also fart pipe

I saw a couple Inegra's with Folgers Cans racing over to the Bento shop.

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Mr. Folgers

an Adjective given to a person that has just entered a room or unexpectaly appears out of no where.

You are talking with fellow comrads playing some call of duty in a room perhaps and randomly a friend of yours walks in the room and you would say "Well Looky Here, Mr. Folgers" (leaving the person who walked in flabergasted) and you and your fellow comrads would laugh and welcome the new friend in the room

by DukeOfEarl June 22, 2011