Fluffer Nutter

When a guy or gal has farts while he/she has a testicle in their behind. A wooden spoon is commonly used to insert said testy into said behind.

You are having anal sex with your girlfriend. You use a wooden spoon to insert a testicle into her behind. The rush of air into the rump causes gas that she passes out passed your nut. When this happens it is a Fluffer Nutter

by Latvian Fin August 04, 2011

Fluffer Nutter

When a man gets a blow job with bread around his penis... he then ejaculates into the bread and makes the blow jobber eat it

-Swifty

She said she was hungry so she ate my Fluffer Nutter

by Swifty Fingaz July 01, 2021

fluffer nutter

Any sex act performed on a man designed to promote/maintain an erection without an ejaculation.

Example 1: "He was too drunk to get it up, so she gave him a fluffer nutter until he was ready to bang her."

Example 2: "Fearing scandal, the politician only let his interns give him fluffer nutters."

Example 3: "The fluffer nutter his boyfriend gave him in the morning drove him to distraction all day."

by suburbnsisyphus May 25, 2009

fluffer nutter

A premature ejaculation caused by an over zelous fluffer. see fluffer

Hey Luke, how many fluffer nutters did ya have last week?

PS. Kit say tell babe, "Hi"

by LuisV. February 13, 2004

Fluffer nutter

When a guy dips his junk in marshmallow fluff before a blow job. Can be substituted with PB or Nutella.

I made him do a fluffer nutter before I blew him so it wouldn't taste like ball sweat like it did last time.

by E. coli21 March 16, 2011

Fluffer Nutter

Fluffer Nutter is the backhanded name for the mayor of Philadelphia, Michael Nutter, because of a lot of his "lighter-than-air" thinking.

"Hey man, did you hear that they want to impose another tax of two cents AN OUNCE on sodas??"
"Yeah, its Fluffer Nutter's idea, and that's one politician who seriously needs to get out of government, get a real job, and find out what's its like to actually have to work for living."

by Sword Of Truth August 31, 2012

fluffer nutter

when you put marshmallow fluff and peanut butter into a girls vagina and eat her out.

Greg: Yo Joe, I gave your mom the best fluffer nutter last night.
Joe: Oh ya I heard it was AWESOME!

by greg getraj cdw October 13, 2010