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A phony ass

A chimpining mofo
A crank ass bitch
Your dad won’t let you have a girl in the house? What a fucking floof!
by Swagballs420 December 7, 2021
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Floof: A piece of lint or other such particle stuck on a dog's mouth after they've been getting into something. I.e. a feather, piece of tissue, etc.
FiFi has been up to no good again, she has a floof on her mouth.
by LuLuWho February 7, 2018
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Floof, Floofy; To act innocent. Not really knowing what is going on. Not be in on the joke.
She bought 25kg of Bath Salts, she really is a floof.
by royalregicide November 12, 2014
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The middle level on a two storey structure.
What separates the top floor from the bottom floor.
If one is on the lower level the roof is above them, alternatively if one is on the upper level the floor is below them.
Since neither, by technical definition, is the floor or the roof, the term "Floof" best describes this.
by ben serum December 12, 2011
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Someone very handsome who has lovely long hair. He likes to play games and has even worked in a VR game shop. He speaks weird, but the floof makes up for it.
"Oh man, that dude is such a floof"
by nosamimoan January 15, 2021
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Floof is a cute way of saying fluff, and if you hug someone floofy, they might floof up!

It's what floofy persons do when they they are nervous, to attract someone, or just for fun!
Huggable guy: (hugs wolf)
Wolf: (floofs up)

Person 1: my cat is floofy!
Person 2: Hell yeah!
by GamerGuyAwesomeSause March 5, 2019
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A word used to reference a bountiful fluffy mass of hair (light and airy) that is witnessed upon the top of a skinny, glasses bearing guy. It entices science loving girls with a burning passion and casts a spell-like trance over all who view it. If cut back for trimming, it should be called a Fwoosh until it grows back to its previous lustrous floofliness. It should be referred to as its own entity, not as a feature of the person in possession. The Floof trumps the person, the person is an accessory to the Floof.
"Look at that Floof! What a great Floof"
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