Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

flojo

1.(chicano slang) lazy-ass, lazy, freeloader

1.whats up flojo?
2.wheres the rent money flojo chuco?
3.flojos did'nt even do a good job, they left most of the clean-up for us man.

by cuco October 5, 2003

Flojo

1) Coolness of mind; calmness; composure
2) Altered state of mind or consciousness (ASC)
3) See brighter colors; Music sounds 'wider'
4) Time is meaningless
5) High self-esteem
6) Sense of heading in the right direction

noun - Keep your Flojo.
adverb - He committed the robbery with complete Flojo.
adjective - "Man I am feeling so Flojo".
adverb - "His dancing is so Flojo".

by Stelladluz November 1, 2011

flojones

To have cojones as big as Flores'.

Dude, you showed major flojones when you told off the boss!

by Kiltlesswonder September 22, 2011

Flojob

When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.

Dude, those Progressive commercials really Flojob a lot of potential customers.

by whoak May 7, 2010

flojo

It's an acronym for "For the love of Joseph!" Basically, it's what you say when you don't feel like swearing, but if you did would be saying, "holy fucking shit."

FLOJO, just get dressed already! We're late for the party.

by idiotgrrl June 5, 2009

flojob

the act that a collegiate freshman performs on a brearley or stuyvesant (female) sophomore, inherent upon having sex

samantha: ahh i got my first flojob last nightt
lindsay: worrd?? no wayy girl that flyy

by Courtney Alexander March 7, 2007